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Things I have Said This Morning

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Some days feel like we go from one disaster to another! Minor disasters of course, but it's like living in a wind tunnel! Fortunately, I can usually chuckle at the antics of our little kooks. Also, I am not attached to any of our possessions as they likely be covered in crayon or broken soon.

Here are things I have said this morning:

-Please do not put chapstick on the dog.
-Don't wipe your hands on your brother's head.
-No, we are not sending daddy a picture of your dirty diaper.
-NO MAPLE SYRUP IN THE CAR! Never ever.
-Please stop stealing my quarters.
-Why are all these clean clothes in the bathtub??
-Leave your stitches alone!! x50 (Wyatt fell off a chair and won the "First Kid to Get Stitches Award" this weekend.)
-Nope we are not having fruit snacks for breakfast.
-Who put all these fruit snack packs in the toilet? Now no one gets to eat them after lunch.

And it's only 9am!  :)

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