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Snack time talk

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I felt the need to record this conversation I had with Leah during snack time today.
(Note: Lissyment = Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty)

Leah: Mama, we gotta talk about Lissyment, allright?
Me: Okay, can you tell me about her?
Leah: Lissyment came in and she was like "Raaarrrrrrrrrr!" And she was scary!
Me: She is scary, isn't she?
Leah: Yeah, and I said, "I want fruit snacks!" And lissyment said, "NOOOOO! You CAN'T have fruit snacks!"
Me: Oh, why didn't she let you have fruit snacks?
Leah: And then, Lissyment chased the prince. And he was runnin. And then, she ruined my dress! My pretty dress!
Me: Maleficent ruined your dress?
Leah: Yeah, my pink one. She ripped it.
Me: How did that happen?
Leah: Um, because. She was a dragon.
Me: Oh, okay, that makes sense.
Leah: And her broke my necklace!
Me: Oh no!
Leah: And then...and then...lissyment went "gogogogogogogogogogogogogo" and then Lissyment went "AHHHH!" and she fell down. And then the prince went to the castle. And him gave Sleeping Beauty a KISS!
Me: That's a pretty wild story, Leah! Do you have an active imagination?
Leah: Um, yeah. I do. Can I have fruit snacks?

Comments

hannah joy said…
i love this! it makes me want to re-meet leah as a big girl!
miss you guys.
April 30, 2011 at 8:44 PM
ltroberts@att.net said…
i am afraid now that lissyment will rip my blue dress and not let me have dessert----she is a mean one she is!
May 1, 2011 at 6:16 PM
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